Sep 29, 2008

Life's Math

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS :

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC :

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Women Equation :

Women = Time × Money

when time is money,
Women = Money × Money

Women = (Money)²

when money is the root of the problem,
Money = √Problem

(Money)² = (√Problem)²

(Money)² = Problem

Thus,
Women = Problem


Agree?? Haha, it is just a joke laugh laugh and make your life happier! Every life can be calculated with Math, so study your Math and love your Math!! :)

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